Before and After Love!
BEFORE - You take my breath away
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating
BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm
BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart
BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER - Ball and chain
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
AFTER - I never said you were fat
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
Credits:Dan
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating
BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm
BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart
BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER - Ball and chain
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
AFTER - I never said you were fat
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
Credits:Dan
good lord,this is funny and sad.
haha
and one part of it is just perverted or may be i am.
*wonders*
no surely not me
heheheh
aray FM jee, yeh tasweerein meri balconey sey leeen hain. i live in an appartment on the 16th floor of a building over looking a cliff. NOT MARS dammit
hmmphhh
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:41 PM
funny :)
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:37 PM
lol @ BEFORE : PASSION, AFTER: RATION
:)
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:29 PM
lolzz. your future biwi will peetify you.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:46 AM
LOLZ ... great!
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:16 PM
Yup guys its great :)
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:33 AM
LOL.... i like this... hahaha... so funny!
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:49 AM
lol
$1.50/stem <-- that happened to me too. I once got $80 roses and then anniversry one long stemmed rose. He tried though, said something like "this symbolizes the uniqueness of my love" lol.... yeah yeah
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:00 PM
So funny. LOL.
Well, it's rather sad too. I guess this happens after all :(
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:08 PM
Before: I love him because he is funny.
After: I love him because he has money.
lolz!
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:23 AM
Aisha: That proves the credibility of this post ;).
Raheel: good...change the before one
I love him because he is cute.
:)
with regards
FM
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:35 PM
hhaahhhaa!! this post said it all!!
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:28 PM
hahaha it just made me laugh...amazing!!!!
cheers!
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:30 AM
Oh shame on you, hahaha that is funny.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:57 AM
Sid,Dawn,Exseno ...Good to see you all back here :)
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:02 PM
love is love.
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10:52 AM
love is love
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